
A comedic mod made for laf's "I Made a Minecraft Update That Shouldn't Exist" video. With unique features, both good and bad, mainly bad.

Minecraft has a very specific set of requirements they must follow when deciding what to include in a Minecraft Update. This mod does everything in its power to break those traditional Minecraft Update Requirements.
/damaged-body <player> reset <part> to restore your model.Crossbows can now be loaded with anything, and I mean anything. Eggs, snowballs, iron blocks, sticks, creepers, boats, wind charges, minecarts, wardens, swords, axes. The list. goes. on.
Due to the replacement of Netherrite Ingots in the new Loadstone crafting recipe, we've gone ahead and removed every last bit of Netherrite in the world. But don't worry, we've replaced it with Iron! Explore the world and find yourself some Modern Debris, Leather Golems, Iron Downgrade templates and more! Iron is now the world's most importantly useless resource!
Ever feel like carpets are too comfortable in Minecraft? Not anymore! Carpets can now create static charge-ups, which you can use to attack entities.